Time

Why is it when I am running late, everytime I go into the bathroom for anything, it's like going into a time warp?!  Like, I can go in for 2 mins. When I go into the warp, it's 6am. I come out, it should be 6:02am, instead it's 6:15am.  WTF happened?! I could just stand in the middle of the bathroom and do nothing- that's 6mins!

On the flip side, you ever get to work and feel like you've been there for 6 hours, and it's only been 10 mins? You check the time, it says 8:30am, look again 2 hours later, and the MF clock says...8:31am. Then, it's like WTF am I doing with my whole life?!  You start plotting on ways to quit for the next 10 mins and look at the clock...8:32am!!!

As I'm writing this, at work (because I'm plotting), only 3 mins have passed. Terrible.  It's so much worse when one has children.  The time warp is why parents are late getting places. It's the kids' warp.  There is a warp in the bathroom and one in kids' rooms.  They enter it somewhere between getting out of bed and putting clothes on (eye roll).