"Someone Please Call 1-800"

So, I'm driving in my car (because that's where stuff seems to happen now-in my just washed, pollen covered Sasha) and this song comes on the radio.  The baseline is ridiculous, so I turn it up, like yaassss who is this?!  Waiting on the "Mikewillmadeit" or the "DJ Khaled." Neither happened.  Instead, what do I hear?! "Call such and such law office."

WAIT A WHOLE ENTIRE MINUTE!  

Why am I listening to a commercial?!  OMG I'm so confused about life right now.  Why does this sound better than every song on the radio?!  I can understand it and everything.  I'm sitting here thinking rap is coming back (ha)- and it's a whole damn commercial.  They could almost play this in the club between songs.  Sort of how they throw commercials in at the movies (insert eye roll).

Where are they finding these folks to do these commercials?!  Like, do they have record deals with a 5 commercial contract?! When is the video coming out?!  It's so bad now, I get almost 10 secs into the song before I even realize they are singing about a car accident!  What's even worse, folks like me get into an accident and be sitting on the side of the road trying to remember the damn words so I know who to call.  Also like me, I will have forgotten why I was singing it in the first place and end up having a car concert (whatever, don't judge me) Side note: I sound pretty awesome in my head.