So, imagine this, you go on a first date after talking to a dude for, let's say, a week. Sooo, he asks to move in with you. Straight faced and all. Now, me being me, that little voice went off in my head with a very loud, "OH HELL NAW!" And I'm almost positive my face said the same, but my mouth just said, "huh?" That "huh" meant, I know this dude did not just ask me what I think he did...AND...he repeated it. Like with all the confidence in the world, he repeated this foolishness.
OK.... FIRST OF ALL...Sir, this is a first date! I just found out 5 mins ago you have kids. WTF, who TF I look like moving you in with me and mine?! I CAINT (yes I said CAINT, because in this instance proper grammar is not warranted). Ok so back to the foolishness, I can get behind the concept of love at first sight, we can get all googly eyed, and take our *sses to our separate domains, but this?! This was not that, and I promise I didn't see ANYTHING that made me want to move him in. I could go on and on about how ridiculous that conversation was, but there is not enough time in the day.
So I say all of that to say, fellas and ladies if you are on a first date, and your date asks to move in, even if it's a joke...finish your meal, drink the rest of your drink, and RUN, because it's folks out here starving, one does not waste alcohol, and this person is NOT IT!!!!!
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