"I'm The Sh*t"

I know, I know I've been slipping.  I have been so busy running around doing stuff.  Ya'll, I dropped the ball here.  I went to visit a friend and see his spoken word.  It was awesome!  Of course there were all types of folks there.  Everybody, for the most part, was cool.  All good vibes right?  Well, of course you know there is always that one.

Ya'll know, the one who walks in the room like they own it?  Now, I do that sometimes, so that's cool or whatever.  Because I'm me (in my Luda voice).  BUT, this person came in with their whole nose turned up at everybody else presenting. Uhh ok.  Now, if you're going to do all that just make sure your sh*t is the sh*t.  So when this person finally goes up to speak it's like, ok this is about to be good right?

Wrong.  

That's when I started thinking about this here entry.  How can I put this?  First of all... (yup, I said it, here we go) don't come into a place like you the sh*t, turn up your nose to other folks sh*t, and then get up on the stage and don't have your sh*t in order.  What type of sh*t is that?!  Listen, I'm all for it if you the sh*t, you can act like it, no problem.  Like, if Queen B walks in the room with her nose turned up, we get it.  She gets on stage, and if you like her or naw, you like her.  Her sh*t was the sh*t.

We got up and left, because we just did not have time for that sh*t there. Ya'll probably like, well damn Ms. Walker.  I know, I'm a work in progress.  We all are.  But if your sh*t is not the sh*t, just be humble.  Nobody has time for the bullsh*t (insert eye roll)  That's it, that's all.