Tuesday, February 6, 2018

"Ain't No Sunshine..."

The other day I went out to eat, and these two guys walk in.  One had on sunglasses.  Mind you, its raining and dreary outside,  and the restaurant is barely lit (in both meanings). Soo, of course my mind starts going.  Sir, did you just have your eyes dilated? Are you a superstar? Is the overcast day too bright for you? Were you hoping for a sunny day? Is this the club? I'm confused.

Idk, maybe it's just me being me but he looked like a whole idiot.  They are called sunglasses. The first part of that being...sun. There is none.  We are here for food.  I caint.

While we're on the subject of fashion. Why are guys still sagging?  What year is this? Like why are you wearing your little cousin pants with a belt and spending the whole day pulling them up?  Huh?  If you're out here with your whole drawers showing you might as well just leave the house wearing that.  I might respect you more, living in your truth and all (insert eye roll).

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