Move B...

Hey ya'll. So I've been trying to work on my road rage lately. I swear folks get in their cars during rush hour and go 10mph on the highway because they just feel like it. Like, you don't have anywhere to go?!  If you don't, stay your *ss off the road during rush hour!!! Like I said, I've been trying to work on the rage. That means I'm making an attempt to get to the point of starting my work (don't judge me).

I just be in the car so irritated when traffic is backed up for miles, and then, all of a sudden there is this magical clearing. Like wtf just happened?! Where is the anything on the side of the road that caused the backup? Then you realize, there was nothing.  I repeat....NOTHING!  There was just those 4 or 5 people going 25mph on the highway.  OMG.

Then there are the other folks on the road.  Look, if you know your exit is 2 miles down, and its on the right. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT wait until you are a mile away to try and cross over 6 lanes to get off.  No one wants to let you over, because everyone is annoyed with you.  You are the reason folks throw up their hands in that universal, "seriously" motion.

It's gotten so bad that I'm screaming at folks in the car like they can hear me. It's like the horn is not enough. The beep is too small and in these situations, I need something rude and loud. I wish my horn just said, "MOVE B GET OUT THE WAY!" But it doesn't, and I'm stuck screaming in my car (sigh). It's so bad ya'll I feel like I need a road rage support group.  I'm stressed just thinking about it. What happened to those flying cars?!  I think at this point I'd settle for a unicorn with wings.