Manbabies

Ok, so here I am single. I think for the first time ever in my adult life.  For some strange reason, I keep running into "manbabies."  Some of ya'll are probably wondering, Ms. Walker what is a "manbaby?"  Well in a nutshell, it is grown man that acts like a child.  These are the guys who wait for other people to fix their problems. The other people are usually "Mama and daddy."

Now, if you run into a "manbaby," one must know how to recognize a few of the signs. Trust me, I know from years of experience (ie. the one known as Jackass):

1. Manbabies sometimes have jobs (surprise surprise), but for some reason beyond their understanding they always have issues with their job, and everybody that works there. Please keep in mind in every scenario there is only one constant...HIM.

2. Manbabies might even pay their bills, on time too (go figure) but if they fall short, no worries because, "Mama and daddy got it."

3. Manbabies don't feel like they should ever accept responsibility, because they are perfect. Their Mama told them so (you should know, I'm rolling my whole eyes).

4. Manbabies don't know how to prioritize. Groceries or beer, guess what the choice is? That's right beer, because, well "Mama and daddy..."

Sometimes it's easy to spot a manbaby, but other times these dudes be out here fooling folks.  When they first start off they do everything right.  But, if you pay attention, everything eventually falls apart. The representative quits, and you're left with TADAAAA... Manbaby! Congratulations on your bundle of joy!!! Should we bring diapers or wipes for the shower? Like for real, I need to know.