"Got me a check"

You ever go to the grocery store, and get stuck behind the only person in life who still writes a check at the grocery store?! With my extensive banking experience, I almost wanna say, ya'll might as well go ahead and lock her up now.  Unless you are super old, you're paying a bill, or you just forgot your debit card, there is no reason for you to be writing checks at the grocery store.  None. That is right in that category of paying with 100 pennies (money is money, but you irritating- insert face). 

It's bad enough, I already don't like wondering around this place trying to find stuff.  I swear on everything, EVERYTIME I go to the grocery store they've moved something around.  So now I have to push the sqeaky cart ( because I didn't go to the "good" grocery store)  looking for bread that has been moved from aisle 6 to aisle 2 since 3 days ago.  I don't even want it anymore.  Now, I'm looking for the cereal, and what do you know, I find the f*cking bread!

By the time I get all the stuff from the treasure hunt, all I wanna do is GET OUT.  I  wait in line and I watch this lady just stand there a good 5 mins +, without making any motion to even began to pull out a check.  Seriously?! So, now I'm stuck between her and the person who doesn't understand personal space breathing down my neck (topic for another day).  I don't know this lady's life.  Maybe, for the benefit of the doubt she did leave her debit card- or whatever? But, if you are going to write a check at the grocery store, at least have the stuff filled out, so all you have to fill in is the dollar amount.  It will save us all a whole lot of time and sanity.