H.A.M.S.

A H.A.M. is a Hot *ss Mess. You ever go to the club and see 4 girls walk in, the first 3 are dressed ok, clothes match and fit, hair done, ect. Then the fourth girl walks in...she has on her little sister's shirt, her stretch jeans look tired, and her shoes look like they are about to give up? She is what is referred to as a H.A.M.

Now in this particular situation she is not the only one at fault. Her friends are responsible for this mishap as well. Why? Because they let her leave the house looking like that! Clearly she needs to reevaluate her friends, because real friends don't let friends leave the house looking like a H.A.M.!

Now what do you do to prevent looking like a H.A.M.? First things first, invest in a mirror and use it! Second, if it doesn't fit-DON'T WEAR IT!!!!! Third, lotion is your friend. And finally if you have on so much makeup that you look plastic, take off a couple layers! Clowns belong in the circus, not out at the club. Just remember, eventually they are going to turn the lights on.