H.I.T.S.

Ok so let me address this, because this seems to be a MAJOR issue. First off for those who do not know a H.I.T. is a H*e In Training.

Ok so imagine this, you are sitting outside one day, and you see a little girl on the playground, cute right? Yea, it's all good until you see her climb the pole of the swings, slide down, and drop it like it's hot. Now upon seeing this, you shake your head in disgust, when out of nowhere her mom, and various other grown people who should know better, applaud her. Now in the back of your mind you are probably thinking the little girl, her mama, and all those other folks clapping need a good swift kick in the *ss. But you can't do that because we have laws! I do not condone breaking laws, even when it involves stupidity and is warranted.

Now, you're probably thinking, ok KRi where is the commonsensical? So here it is...What you are looking at is a H.I.T. Now according to the book of common sense (which as far as I know doesn't really exists, but for this we'll pretend), if the little girl is being applauded for practicing her stripper moves, she'll continue them. By the time she is old enough, she will have perfected her moves, and gone on to become, guess what, A STRIPPER! And as Dave Chappell said,"Daddy, you have failed to keep your daughter off the pole." Good job people.