Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Baby Daddy

Ok so I'm watching Maury right, and it got me thinking about my next commonsensical. Why are there soo many people coming on his show for DNA test?! This is out of hand. Some of these mothers have been on the show 3 and 4 times, testing as many as 19 men! You have to ask, what the hell is going on in about a 2 week period that they are sleeping with all these different guys?! Raw(without protection) no less. That is not hot!!! LOL or maybe it is-and burning by now. The bright side is maybe then they will qualify for the Herpes commercials, and get to bounce around happy on the beach!(see Side Effects)

Ok and on the other side, you have to ask why these guys are putting themselves in the position to be a father when they were clearly just there for the *ss. They claim the girl was a h*e and how she slept with all these guys, including their "best friend," but they took that risk anyway. Umm, at what point do you use your brain and say "maybe this is not a good idea," or "maybe I should protect myself, just in case?" NEWSFLASH!!!! Just because the girl is a h*e doesn't mean the baby is not yours! If you slept with the girl at least admit the possibility exists. She didn't reproduce by herself. And if "you are the father," now you have to explain to your child that their mama was a h*e. Good luck with that. If you "are not the father," then congrats, but I'd recommend you head to the nearest clinic to get tested immediately!

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