Thursday, May 10, 2018

"You Gots to Chill"

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Imagine you're sitting in your car for a good 45 minutes, stuck in traffic that is not moving.  You get a phone call from your child's daycare with some little girl on the other line asking you if you "got that text message we sent?"  When you reply with a "no," she goes in with all attitude about how, "the daycare closed at 5pm today, and your child is still here, so somebody needs to pick her up."  It's 5:40pm mind you.  And mind you they close at 6:30pm.

YA'LL... I don't know WTF these daycares be on.  They want to be paid full price when they are closed, then pick and choose how long they stay open.  You a few minutes late? They hitting you up like you been squatting in a luxury apartment and ain't paid rent in 6 months.  Huh?!  Use my late fee for that free day you got paid and didn't do anything.  OMG, I caint!  I know anybody who has children and actually pays the daycare bill has been there (#pettyeyeroll).

I got so irritated at one point, the thought had crossed my mind to start my own damn daycare.  The money is good, apparently the hours can be whatever I feel that day.  All I have to do is undercut the competition a little bit and...BAM!!!  The kids will come.  There are always kids.  Only one problem though in this whole fantasy of foolery...I'd have to watch other people's children.  That'll be a "no" for me.  And that was it...dream dead.  Gone and forgotten.

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