Text Me...

Hey ya'll, I'm back again.  I know I've been slipping...Well, here I am.  So, the other day, I had a conversation about unsending text messages. Do you know how much better things would be if one could unsend a text?!  Especially if you sent a text to the wrong person?  

Fellas can you image if you accidentally sent your unwanted d*ck pic to your mom?!  Granted, she's seen it, nothing new there, but could she have gone her whole day without you sending it to her in a text? And could she have gone without the inappropriate comment to match? You know, the one that was meant for some trash girl you call yourself "dating."  YES! (And yes I used the word trash, because when it comes to our children no one is good enough, they are all trash until further notice).   If you had an unsend option, problem avoided.  Mom doesn't get the text, trash does, and all is well.

We need to go back to the AOL days. The days where if you sent a messed up email to "all," you had 2 sec to get to that outbox and unsend. We "all" didn't need to have our mailbox filled with your foolishness today.  We "all" don't want your text either.  Now I'm getting responses from folks I don't know questioning me about who I am.  OMG delete (rolls eyes).  Hit the unsend, and thank you in advance for your reconsideration! Oh, wait, that's not an available option.  Maybe it's available on that $1k phone?  ...Or naw?