Mr. Coffee

Dear Coffee Person,

When I pull up in the morning and ask for a White Chocolate Mocha Grande with a cheese danish, don't get all snippy and try to correct me by asking if I want a Grande White Chocolate Mocha. FIRST OF ALL, it's entirely too early for your foolishness, and I have not had my coffee yet- WHY I AM HERE.  And, if I said it incorrectly, you know what I meant, stop being a jerk.  I need my caffeine and you just ruined my excitement for my White Chocolate Mocha Grande (eye roll).  I'm still gonna drink it though, whatever.

Okay ya'll, so when I get up to the window, they don't have my stuff together?  Wait what?  I'm sorry, did I throw you off with my placement of "grande?!" Now, Mr. Snippy on the speaker can't figure out how to relay the orders? Uuggh, and I know it's not the girl fault at the window. Now she gotta ask me to repeat my order, and here we go again..."did you say, Grande White Chocolate Mocha?"  (exhale).  It's too early ya'll.  I caint, I haven't even had my coffee yet.  Can you please just give me my bread and coffee, whipp cream it up and let me live?!