You ever roll over and wake up in the morning, and feel like you're in the Twilight Zone?! That happened to me the other morning. Soo, I was out in the streets, went to a party that started at 3am, and got home at 6am. I hop in my bed to watch the sun come up and what do I hear?! A MF ROOSTER!!!
UHH, first of all, did I just teleport to a farm?! I felt like i should go milk a cow or punch somebody in the face! That sound is like nails on a chalkboard. Especially at 6am on a Sunday!!!
My initial thought was, is that a dog? (I'm a city girl, don't judge me) Then, the noise just kept going. Why am I hearing a MF ROOSTER outside my window?! Who just has a MF ROOSTER in their neighborhood, in the backyard?! Y'all, I was so irritated.
Who does this?! Who says, "Imma get a MF ROOSTER and put it in my backyard?!" This is just a whole new brand of Foolery! Y'all, I caint. Everytime I hit my snooze button, I gotta hear that MF ROOSTER, like "nah GET UP!"
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