The other night I called myself trying to be productive. I opened my "fancy" laptop, went to pull up my website, and got an error message. (Eye roll) So my inner voice thinks, "ok, no problem, i just have to update the program..." Click the download button...wait...wait... and get another error message. It basically said, "B*tch, your computer is too old for this program, do not pass go, do not collect anything." Ya'll, I was soo irritated i shut everything down and went to bed.
The next day, I see a screen shot of the old AOL log in screen. You know the one with the little yellow man that looks like hes running, but he's really not moving, they just added lines? OMG the horror! My grown 25ish year old self (mind your business) would not stand for it. If I had to wait for old AOL log in speeds, ya'll, the whole house would be shut down! I might go turn out the street lights behind that foolishness. All of them! EVERYBODY is going to bed. Just the noise of it was ingrained in my head (cringe). Kinda like that MF Rooster.

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