What Comes after 8?

Soo, over the years phones have gotten extra advanced  and extra expensive for no reason.  Now, instead of companies offering free phones you gotta finance your cell phone.  Listen, I'll finance a car, and a house, but why is my cell phone even in the same category? Foolishness.

I won't say any names (petty), but one of these companies have lost their whole entire mind!!!  The fact that they can't count is the first indication.  If you, as a company, can't count to 10, we all have bigger problems.  Somebody sat in an office and said, "we can do whatever we want, let's skip a number and charge 1k for our phones!"  FIRST OF ALL, if I am paying 1k for a cell phone, I'm RICH.  I don't mean I have a million, I mean I have BILLIONS of dollars, and I throw money away (like in the trash) for fun.  If not, then that phone had better be a whole life saver.

I'm saying for 1k this phone better:

• know all the backroads to avoid traffic (because I'm basically a trucker without the truck- or the pay)
• come with a gas can attached and refill my tank everytime I'm low (I just stay on the road)
• run background checks on every dude I come in contact with, and play dead whenever anybody but me picks it up
• oh, and when I do some petty sh*t, this phone better high five and give suggestions for a better petty (some of 2017 petty carried over-I'm a work in progress, don't judge)

I have so many questions about this phone.  Does this phone build-a-man?!  Does it come with a GPS to find my billions?  You know what else I can do with 1k?  How much is that in groceries?! Who is going to pay for this, because the way these student loans is set up (insert eye roll)...I cain't with yall!

No New Phone

Alright folks...so, I was at work today (plotting my escape like usual), and it was my co-worker's last day.  So, him being a reader, he asked me to write a commonsensical about him (Hey Logan!!!)... Ok, I'm done. You're welcome! LOL, I know he's rolling his eyes.

So since I'm on the subject of work... Scratch that, I'm off.  Let's see, what to talk about?  So many things.  So, this weekend I finally made it to the movies, and what do you know, I lost my damn phone!  So like most folks I'm in panic mode, not so much because I lost the phone, but because I don't know anybody's phone number.  Like, I barely know mine.  This also means I have to remember my passwords for everything now or, heaven forbid, create new ones.  Uggh.

I swear everytime I have to reset my password it's some new foolishness involved.  Like now instead of 6 letters and a symbol I gotta do 6 letters, a symbol, 8 numbers, name a color, and put a dash in the mix. WTF?!  I get the security, but damn if the person can figure out my password, you earned it. 

By trying to sign on from my computer, I managed to lock myself out of my phone account. Because, passwords.  Instead of being able to just reset the password, they, the wonderful phone company, decided to send a reset code via text to my LOST PHONE.  Brilliant, the irony (insert eye roll).  Anyways, after turning on my phone remotely and making it continuously ring someone located it and turned it in.  Finally, the lady with the Wakanda accent called to let me know she had the phone. No password resets, no new phone, no new friends.  I'll take it!!!  All is right with the world again.

"Ain't No Sunshine..."

The other day I went out to eat, and these two guys walk in.  One had on sunglasses.  Mind you, its raining and dreary outside,  and the restaurant is barely lit (in both meanings). Soo, of course my mind starts going.  Sir, did you just have your eyes dilated? Are you a superstar? Is the overcast day too bright for you? Were you hoping for a sunny day? Is this the club? I'm confused.

Idk, maybe it's just me being me but he looked like a whole idiot.  They are called sunglasses. The first part of that being...sun. There is none.  We are here for food.  I caint.

While we're on the subject of fashion. Why are guys still sagging?  What year is this? Like why are you wearing your little cousin pants with a belt and spending the whole day pulling them up?  Huh?  If you're out here with your whole drawers showing you might as well just leave the house wearing that.  I might respect you more, living in your truth and all (insert eye roll).