Thursday, December 21, 2017

Job Description

Why is it that when companies list job requirements they don't make any type of sense?! Like, it'll be a cashier position, but you want folks to have years of random experience. First of all, it's a cashier. Can you add and subtract? Can you read? Do you steal? Can you say please, thank you, and press the damn button is all ya'll need to know.  Interview should last all of 5 minutes.

Then there are the "corporate" jobs. You know, the ones where the people won't retire and when they finally do, the company posts the job looking for someone with 6 college degrees and 20 years of experience. How?! According to these requirements you basically want somebody that started their career when they were 5?! Makes a lot of sense right?!

And then, there are the jobs with this whole list of what they expect.  Ya'll want somebody to speak 5 languages, work all hours of the day, wear these f*cked up uniforms, and act like they want to be there- but nothing about benefits. Wait, what?!  Funny.

These companies develop whole philosophies and things their employees are supposed to be excited about, negating the fact that when it really comes down to it...nobody wants to work. How many folks get up and go to jobs everyday thinking about their side hustle?  That speaks for itself. Almost anybody who thinks about winning the lottery has quitting their job listed as their top 5 things to do when they get that check.  Buuut...the way these bills set up- here we are.  Welcome to adulthood. I don't know about ya'll, but I'm over it.

No comments:

Post a Comment