Today I am addressing a topic near and dear to me-clothing (yay!!!) Ok, sooo here is the thing, just because something is made in your size, does not mean it's made for you or your body type. Please try it on, and be honest about the results!
If you have cellulite, please spare us all and stay away from leggings, short shorts, and mini anything! It is not flattering, no, not even in black! We can still see it.
Skinny jeans are for skinny people. Having skinny in the name does not mean it makes you skinny. These are jeans, not miracle workers!
If you get to your 40's and still have a "nice" body, do not shop at 5.7.9, Wet Seal, or Charlotte Russe. You are grown, you should shop at age-appropriate stores! You and your grandchild should not have the same clothes.
If you have on a mini skirt that you can't bend over in, put it down! For some random reason, and it never fails, you'll have to bend over at least once when you wear it. I don't need to see all that, and you probably shouldn't show it. Hopefully your mama taught you better.
Alright, if you are wearing "booty" shorts, and the back is longer than the front. You apparently do not have the equipment required to wear the shorts (ie. booty). Please take them off, it's just sad :-( Yes, you get the sad face.
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