Horror Movies

I really like horror movies, right, and it's not because they are scary, it's because for some reason I enjoy yelling at the people on tv. The plot is almost always the same. So here are some suggestions for the people in those situations.

Now if you are driving, and in the middle of nowhere, a random hotel may not be the best place to stop. Did anybody see Psycho?! I need you to use mapquest (it may get you lost, but at least you'll be on a main road) and plan out your trip, including any possible stops. If there are only 2 people in the town, and you have no phone service, keep going!

Next, if you are in the house alone, and you hear someone walking up stairs, get out the damn house! Go next door and call somebody. You do not need to investigate, all you need to know is you are supposed to be home alone!

If you walk into a house and a ghost comes to you and tell you to get out, follow that advice! Obviously you are not welcomed, and nobody wants to be where they are not welcomed.

Ok, if the killer is on the way to your friend's house...call them and let them know. Don't drop your cell phone and try to run to the house. The killer is going to get there before you do!

When you are running in the woods, take the heels off! Otherwise you'll trip on nothing and twist your ankle, and we all know what happens next! If, on the off chance you manage to get up, RUN! You can worry about the pain when you get someplace safe!

And finally, if you are the only minority in the group, you might as well give up! Unless you are the one the killer is after, you can count on not making it to the credits.