I'm a firm believer that everything we need to know, we
learned in kindergarten. Except
how to properly spell it. Why
would you say something like that Ms. Walker? Well, I'm glad you asked inner voice (lol). Well, it's true, and that "t"
looks wrong (ya'll I had to Google, spelling is not my strong point). Anyway, let's review, shall we?
Today on my drive, a grown man had his ashy elbow hanging
out the car window. Now, think
back to kindergarten. Remember
what they told you when you got on the school bus? "Keep your hands and arms inside the bus at all times
(in my teacher voice)?" Why,
because some little boy put his hand out the window and it was taken off in an
accident. (That was such an extra
explanation, I think that's in the category of Mikey eating Pop Rocks and
drinking soda, but still, you get the point) Some of us even learned to put on lotion at this age (go
figure).
This applies, even at work... We learned to flush the toilet after using the
bathroom...refer back to Really?! - And kindergarten! Ya'll, some of us even learned to read, can you believe
it?! Basic math was being taught in
kindergarten as well. Folks still
walking around here signing stuff without reading. Y'all it's FUNDAMENTAL!! And still, years later, 1+2=3. That hasn't changed.
Still, you'd be surprised at how many folks don't understand $1+$2 does
not mean you have $30 (banking). Sir or Ma'am you got the fee because you spent
money from your imagination.
Something we were all familiar with in kindergarten. See, it applies.
It's obvious there are a whole lot of folks who did not get
the memo. Some of us clearly
needed more time on the carpet.
Clearly. I've decided. Anyway, if you find yourself in a
situation, please refer back to your kindergarten teachings. I promise they are relevant, and will
help you avoid a LOT of life problems, i.e. ashy elbows and such.
