Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Grocery Carts

Ok, so while grocery shopping one day I was observing people pushing their carts. I've reached the conclusion that people push their carts the same way they drive. Think about how many times you have had to make a sudden stop because some other customer came speeding out the aisle before looking?! Or how many times someone has pushed their cart on the back of your heels. Then there is the person who is walking in front of you and suddenly stops to look at whatever!

Now, let's equate that to the type of drivers...The one who doesn't look before pushing is that very idiot that switches lanes without looking, that person pushing on the back of your feet is the tailgater, and the person that suddenly stops is the one who doesn't know what a signal is used for.

Lol I know this is too random for words, but the next time you decide to go grocery shopping, pay attention to the other customers around you. It's funny and scary at the same time, because by the time you are done shopping, you have an idea of who you don't want to be parked next to!

Monday, September 14, 2009

"Smart" Customers

Ok so in light of my new job, I have come up with another commonsensical "Smart" Customers.

If you get a check, does it make any sense what-so-ever to try to cash the check at a bank that is not yours nor the bank the check came from?! For the idiots that have tried NO IT DOES NOT!!!! That random bank does not know you from Adam, so you really can't get an attitude when the teller tells you they can't cash it. In whose world does that make any sense?!

Moving on, if someone asks for your ID before giving you personal information, why is that cause to get all upset?! You'd be mad if people were going around giving out all your information to whoever knew your name right? And at the end of the day what are you really accomplishing by getting an attitude? Congrats! You've just wasted time out of my life and yours being an idiot. Thanks a whole lot!

Alright, this is my last one about "smart" customers...If you are in a hurry, so much so that you cannot wait for your transaction to be completed, do it at another time!!! Don't stand there huffing and puffing hoping to speed up the other person. If anything you are just going to encourage them to TAKE THEIR TIME!!!